insaneinsolence: Fangirls be like “I wanna marry and bang him but oh wait this is not actually possible so I want him to marry and bang the other guy and I would be even happier.”

insaneinsolence:

Fangirls be like “I wanna marry and bang him but oh wait this is not actually possible so I want him to marry and bang the other guy and I would be even happier.”

crrocs: What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook (via guy)

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

(via guy)

till-the-end-of-the-bucky: stop-chicken-nugget-abuse: nevvzealand: happy birthday someone I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU (via guy)

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU

(via guy)

condom: don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch (via pizza)

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via pizza)

politicalsexkitten: Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language. (via pizza)

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via pizza)

“I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show”
So we were sitting in class today arialenelove: margaretthemagicdragon: and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes, "What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?" And the whole class just went and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone” I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science (via yinyanglovee)

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

(via yinyanglovee)

snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like (via guy)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via guy)

escapeawkward: i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me. (Source: biblefag, via pizza)

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: biblefag, via pizza)

legalmeth:

☆ similar here ☆
clariebou: I just cried to my dad about my otp feels and I’ve never seen him so disappointed.

clariebou:

I just cried to my dad about my otp feels and I’ve never seen him so disappointed.

Me when my NOTP shows up on my dash: Oh my gosh look at these losers reading too much into subtext. Me when my OTP shows up on my dash: Okay but look at the subtle way xe leans towards xir. The curtains are blue and xir's eyes are blue-ish green. They're meant to be. Xe mentioned xir's name in a passing comment three episodes ago it's canon.
glorianas: is it a good show or is it just dark and gritty with a high production salary and middle age white dudes?-a question y’all need to ask yourself (via meechwoods)

glorianas:

is it a good show or is it just dark and gritty with a high production salary and middle age white dudes?-a question y’all need to ask yourself

(via meechwoods)

faptist: my bed is bedder than yours (via pizza)

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

(via pizza)